embarrassing fantroll garden

twinmachines:

RIP jet the first thing they drew in 2012 was their fantrolls

when these two inevitably get their faces ripped off by unspeakable cosmic horrors from beyond or whatever the heck happens, instead of going god tier they go statler and waldorf tier and just chill in the after life heckling the shit out of their surviving teammates and disapproving of everyone who is still alive and laughing like wheezy old men

old

here she comes miss asshole alternia

4 sophie bc i was talking trash about her homegirl earlier: zeatta “oh im sorry were you using that eye” “SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH” “oh xorry i meant xcreech” murtid

you got a little seatroll on your face

this is the third kid her name is effy “kind of like homura only considerably less admirable” whateverherlastnameis i dont know what to use for a last name i considered using doe to continue the animal last name theme and also kind of as a pun ecause HER IDENTITY IS SUPPOSED TO BE SOMEWHAT MYSTERIOUS but “effy doe” sounds like a euphemism for drugs so

while im on a roll over here heres 2/3 kids

their names are annette “anny” “big gay trekker” “i am in control of my emotions” “bat’lethkind motherfucker” “damnit tony im a time traveler not an engineer” “these star trek references are getting really mixed up” “physically incapable of eating food that isnt delivered to her in a styrofoam box” wolf and anthony “tony” “big gay trekker two the wrath of queers” “i like to pretend im a combination of kirk and bear grylls but am somewhat more comparable to like, wesley crusher” “wow its so great that im from the north woods and my planet is a gooddamn rainforest” “no fuck goddamnit i hate frogs” crow

wow those names got really out of hand there im sorry.

BAM I DID IT (THERE WAS AN ASHEN SITUATIN IN THERE SOMEWHERE I FORGET WHAT IT WAS)

ANY QUESTIONS

I MADE A SHPPING CHART

THAT WAS A REALLY REWARDING EXPERIENCE FOR ME